Neon ninja

It was a dark and stormy night in a dark and lonely wood when suddenly a ninja with a neon mask leaps from a tree and solo roles into a sprint and soon after a giant potato follows the same path as the ninja. The potato shoots a small spud from his face and hits the ninja in the butt as the ninja falls the the ground the spud jumps over the ninja but  he was to fast the ninja roles over and the spud lands on his face and they jumped up and the ninja drew his weapon his weapon was a long hard bent........BANANA with a giant black line down the side and the potato drew his but he had two, two huge black pieces of bacon the ninja was enamored at the spuds weapons and the ninja mermured something and then the tension was broke as the spud yelled to the ninja. What? What did you say ? I can't hear you over the the stove. And the view turns to see a bunny frying an egg and the bunny said what I got hungry 

I have to go to the foot doctor my neck hurts and I smell food 

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